Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Wild Salmon w/ Shiitake 'Bacon' Bits & Spring Vegetables

Warning bacon lovers: The word 'bacon' was used 22 times in this post. Actually it's 24 times now. Some people have been known to enter a trance at the repeated sound of bacon (25 times). Read at your own risk.

After indulging on everything pork this week-end i wanted to redeem myself and prepare something quick and healthy for dinner. No, no, nooo i have not turned vegetarian on you yet, my romance with bacon is very much alive and kicking but tonight i wanted wild salmon for dinner. The twist was to make it taste a bit like eh... bacon, but without using bacon. Not only i wanted a bacon-tasting salmon but it had to taste like spring too. It's the poet in me, i think. Some of you might be wondering who is this guy and why does he want his salmon to taste like bacon!?.. Well, isn't it everyone's aspiration in life to taste like bacon? Duh!? I mean come on!!


Sometimes you have to put diet first and while i still believe bacon fat preserve you from the effects of aging you should also never trust a zenchef to tell you what's good or bad for you, medically speaking. For some reason i wasn't accepted in medical school, they even told my application would be rejected as long as i'm alive. Maybe it was sarcasm, i don't know. I can carve a chicken as fast as Martin Yan though! Can you imagine me turning around surgeries as fast as hush puppies at a street fair? Hmm... I think i got sidetracked again.


So much about bacon for a recipe that doesn't even use bacon, you gotta feel the love! Some dude once said "The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star." I think it was my fellow countryman Brillat-Savarin. With that in mind, i roasted some shiitake mushrooms with olive oil and salt until crispy (mushroom chips) before cutting them into small 'lardons'. A touch of smoked paprika turned them into, guess what... bacon! Yes, it taste just like bacon. Intense, rich, smoky and crispy. Bacon!!!

I made a quick vinaigrette with sherry vinegar, spanish olive oil, shiitake 'bacon' bits and smoked paprika and served a nice drizzle over the roasted wild salmon and it was supergood - which means beyond good. Some fava beans, fresh peas, asparagus tips, roasted cherry tomatoes on the vine with a sprinkle of fleur de sel took care of the spring part. Here you have it friends, seasonal, quick, healthy but still bacony.

No recipe today, this is instinctive cooking. Have fun. Oh,and one more thing... bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. bacon... Ok, i'll shut up about bacon now. Enjoy! :-)


40 comments:

canarygirl said...

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammit man! The juicy tender salmon...the 'bacon' shrooms, a bed of luscious spring vegetables. I think I have died and gone to heaven, Zen.

Peter M said...

Salmon and bacon? I like your version of "surf & turf" and I'd love to see your butchering skills too!

Mary Coleman said...

You're such a hoot, Zen!
Looks so good.

waliz said...

by the time i finish reading yr post..i've decided i had enough of baco already...thank u zen!!

Elle said...

You are a genius! That is all.

Ann said...

I demand a recipe! "...instinctive cooking," my ass!

Looks fabulous, zen-man!

SteamyKitchen said...

(to David Bowie's Changes song)

BB-BB-BB-BB-Bacon!
(Turn and face the pan)
BB-BB-Bacon
Don't want to be a fatter strand
BB-BB-BB-BB-Bacon!
(Turn and face the pan)
Ch-ch-Changes
Just gonna have settle for season'in
Time may change me
But I can't fry fat

Clumbsy Cookie said...

I'll stop coming here.. you allways make me hungry...

Meghan said...

What a great idea! I can't wait to try shitake and paprika to create BACONess...

Chicopea said...

ooOOhh I love mock meat. And its so much better for your digestion -no need to open every window in the house!

Manggy said...

Excellent! I just happen to have some pimenton here! (Hey, why didn't you try to use that other lovely vegetarian bacon alternative, BAC-OS?! Hahahaha! Don't carve me!)

What I don't have, though, is Fleur de Sel. I got all excited when I saw it imported at a local grocery, but when I flipped the canister so tiny that I could swallow it whole, I saw the price was about $26. I nearly vomited on the grocery aisle!

cakewardrobe said...

Next time put your dinner next to this bacon (hmm 26 times cause I said it) bed!! Maybe it will infuse together.

http://bedzine.com/blog/tag/bacon/
Tee hee

My Sweet & Saucy said...

So wish you could cook for me every night!

chiff0nade said...

I don't eat bacon, or anything else that is fried. I care too much about my health and my hour-glass figure to eat stuff like that.

But then, that's just me.

Of course, very few 50-year old women have a figure like mine.

EAT! said...

Love the salmon and bacon combo.

Dirty Kitchen Secrets said...

Haha! I am on a serious detox at the moment and although i can't have the salmon I will for sure be makin 'bacon' tomorrow morning! I am soooo excited thank you Zen Man!

Joy the Baker said...

I think I can say with all certainty that I would like EVERYTHING to taste like bacon. Bacon is simply amazing. Your salmon looks simply incredible!

Mochachocolata Rita said...

it is my aspiration to eat bacon every day wahahahahohoho...i'll accept you in medical school of mochachocolatarita if you recommend me to eat bacon every day

cakebrain said...

You can't go wrong with bacon in my books. The salmon looks luscious!

Tartelette said...

So bacon but there is no bacon?! Brilliant! The 'shrooms sure look like little lardons...a little frisee with that and would totally rock my spring :)

Dhanggit said...

all your salmon photos put me in trance..without a doubt you are the "salmon master"! i love the way its sleeping proudly on the bed veggies :-)

Flanboyant Eats said...

y not send me some of that smoked paprika!?? :)

love the shiitake sans the bacon bits...

niiiice.

Catherine Wilkinson said...

Very creative, zen.
Although I do feel bacon is a food group.

cook eat FRET said...

just watched your video and caught up on your past posts

I LOVE YOU !!!

b said...

What a great dish!! It looks very fresh and light but with the promising taste of bacon?! Even better!

Mike of Mike's Table said...

lol, bacon bacon bacon! That is interesting though--getting the bacon flavor from mushrooms.

Chicopea said...

No way! I'm at MoMA on 53rd. At least you don't have to struggle with lunch here- you get to make your own 5-star food and leave the rest of us mortals to suffer. booo! Thx for the site, love it :)

Brilynn said...

Bacon? More like facon! Interesting idea that I will definitely try, but I refuse to call it bacon, there is no lovely pork there!

Jenny said...

Seriously master chef, your pictures are ridiculous, in a good way!

diva@theSugarBar said...

this is fantastic! blimey. the salmon is perfectly cooked. i've heard of people cooking bacon with salmon but i've never tried it myself. because this looks persuasive as hell, i'm going to the fishmonger's next week!

Kevin said...

Wheres the bacon? It looks really good!

White On Rice Couple said...

The shiitake bacon bits are very clever. This is a beautiful dish for my seafood loving friends!
I just added two different kinds of pimenton to our pantry this last month. This is perfect, I can now pull them out and use them!

Colloquial Cook said...

I love how this blog gets high brow with casually dropped Brillat-Savarin quotes. Not to mention I completely agree with the old Jean Anthelme.
Non mais sans blague, transformer des champignons en lardons, c'est énorme. C'est culotté aussi, comme toi ;-)

jesse said...

Posts like this remind me why you're my number one chef. Low-fat bacon?? I LOVE YOU! Ahh!!!

Susan from Food Blogga said...

Ok, Zen Man, tell me again why you're counting the number of times bacon appears in this post? Strange, but I'm starting to feel sleepy, very, very sleepy....

farida said...

I love salmon, but not bacon:) Sad. Your salmon looks great though!

Lore said...

OMG! I wouldn't mind eating bacon if it comes so nicely wrapped up. Stylish and delish :D

F.O.T. said...

I can't stop staring at it....

Who is this?

foodhuntress79 said...

Brillat- Savarin, I agree perfectly. Where did I read that? Michael Ruhlman's book?

It doesnt matter what the correlation of salmon's upstream swim is to its great taste. There's the bacon to.. ah.. add flavor? Haha. Ohh.. this looks good. :)

Lauren @ Parsnips Aplenty said...

I am often annoyed by vegetarians who cook like they miss meat, but I gotta say, sometimes I just want some bacon. That veggie bacon stuff frightens me. This, however, could work.